I miss the days when we had character development. I miss writing out, yanno, plot with you. I understand that you haven't found anyone else to write your specific kinks with, but I really, really hate writing with you now because all it is is straight smut. You're an amazing writer - which is why we paired off in the first place - but I feel like everything we do just builds towards that. Whenever we pick a new pairing, it's never 'let's just play them and see how it goes'. Instead, it's, 'I'd like to use this line to satisfy this kink and this kink and this kink.' And now you're upset with me because I don't want to write any of our pairings, and I really, really wish I could tell you why without feeling like the biggest bitch on the face of the earth.
And I know you're never going to see this and I know it's going to take a long, long time for me to be able to just tell you this. Sigh.
P.S. If you think this is for you, stop being silly. It's for that guy you hate.